Mangled menus

I always eat my plugs with apples! (some others eat them with cake, apparently)









"Wood" you like a log of lamb?
Are you (or would you like to eat) a "prepared American"?






I'm not eggsactly sure how you furnish an omelette...




Courtesy of the Pullman Restaurant, Place du Luxembourg.

P.S. I'll be away for a week or so, so HAPPY EASTER!