Tips of the slung

Heard on BBC TV recently:
- Journalist reporting from Rome: "Berlio Silvusconi..." (for Silvio Berlusconi)
- Parent interviewed about letting children play outside "it's difficult these days because of all this paedofiddlia we keep hearing about.. "
But the best is still an old one from BBC Radio, enunciated in perfect "Oxford English" and Auntie's most authoritative-sounding tone: "THIS is the British Broadcorping Castoration, .."